On the day before his retirement, a construction worker sat with his supervisor at lunch.
"Last day, huh?" asked the supervisor. "Are you looking forward to retirement?"
"Let me put it like this," said the construction worker. "The most miserable existence I can imagine is spending years, constantly performing manual labor, under the direction of a tyrannical overlord."
"Wow," said the supervisor. "I didn't realize I was making your life so miserable. In fact, I thought you liked this job."
"I do like this job. I was talking about my wife's plans for my retirement."